Off wif er head !!

One pill makes you larger
One pill makes you smaller
And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go off chasing rabbits
Then you know you're going to fall
Tell them a grinning Cheshire cat Has given you a call

Call Alice
When she was small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of breakthrough
Now your mind is moving slow

Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
The White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen says "Off wif er head!"
Remember what the dormouse said "Keep your head !!"